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Female Performer Chat: Kertus Smash let me show you how it is done
Created by:
amanda_fucking_palmer
2/18/12 @ 10:48am
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
(meh)
okay you sorry sons of byatches ... here's the deal
i came back for one person alone
one
and when my still running countdown clock on the 35 USD i spent for this month's VIP explodes
i'm (gone) bitches. while i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings ... and while i giggle over how the BEST feature of this site ... its FORUM simply FAILs without me beating drums in here ... and poor fucking Dudley (i love his screaming on and on about the whisper .. and i feking agree with him about that) is left to carry on the concept of CREATIVITY all on his own ... i am only a VERY temporary presence here ...
as to Kertus (my friend) and SMASH (who the fuck knows what passes between the two of us eh?) i have shown them one of two ways to exit this hole. one is determination and an alternative to the fun this place offers ... that's my chosen way ... the other is to eat the 9mm. I had considered that, due to any of about 3000 reasons ... but like i said 1. one person 2. better options
now as to the better options ... it is not some other porn site ... as Chelsey Eden pointed out to me "Mandy what the fuck are you doing here?" My explanations of it fell short even to my rapidly attempting to rationalize mind. Once upon a time i had reasons ... but they, all but one of them, have fled; and the one remaining? hmmmm well, you have ALL heard me p1ss and moan and fraught with frustration and anxiety (groan), it is of course the one person. For me? This place has a sign posted above its dismal gate "Surrender All Hope Ye Who Enter" ... my hope, for all of you who remain, except the one, and YOU Kertus ... and YOU SMASH (for some fouking reason) has evaporated.
To you sweet models both male and female (sigh) I fully understand the needs involved here, I appreciate and share them, both the starvation factor, the new shoes factor, the hmmmm need to be on display (had that one for ages and still do just a different method of satisfaction) and the minutia of easy fun filled banter. This place, the chat, the beauty, the FORUM for fek's sake ... can be when handled well ... rollicking good fun; so to all of you models (yearns to keep saying 'moodle' (ha)) i wish you all well, all of ya.
So, a couple more days of me occasionally making ghostly appearance to trash a few, kiss a few, dis the entire planet of us, and then? (poof.permanence). As noted almost everywhere, if ya miss me? f'ing come and visit. That goes for you to Brad ... you are always welcome to read, mail, and reach out to me should you desire my commentary .. HA! (as.if)
Kisses and Licks to you my adversaries and pals. I will miss ya ... and always think of you wistfully.
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okay you sorry sons of byatches ... here's the deal
i came back for one person alone
one
and when my still running countdown clock on the 35 USD i spent for this month's VIP explodes
i'm (gone) bitches. while i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings ... and while i giggle over how the BEST feature of this site ... its FORUM simply FAILs without me beating drums in here ... and poor fucking Dudley (i love his screaming on and on about the whisper .. and i feking agree with him about that) is left to carry on the concept of CREATIVITY all on his own ... i am only a VERY temporary presence here ...
as to Kertus (my friend) and SMASH (who the fuck knows what passes between the two of us eh?) i have shown them one of two ways to exit this hole. one is determination and an alternative to the fun this place offers ... that's my chosen way ... the other is to eat the 9mm. I had considered that, due to any of about 3000 reasons ... but like i said 1. one person 2. better options
now as to the better options ... it is not some other porn site ... as Chelsey Eden pointed out to me "Mandy what the fuck are you doing here?" My explanations of it fell short even to my rapidly attempting to rationalize mind. Once upon a time i had reasons ... but they, all but one of them, have fled; and the one remaining? hmmmm well, you have ALL heard me p1ss and moan and fraught with frustration and anxiety (groan), it is of course the one person. For me? This place has a sign posted above its dismal gate "Surrender All Hope Ye Who Enter" ... my hope, for all of you who remain, except the one, and YOU Kertus ... and YOU SMASH (for some fouking reason) has evaporated.
To you sweet models both male and female (sigh) I fully understand the needs involved here, I appreciate and share them, both the starvation factor, the new shoes factor, the hmmmm need to be on display (had that one for ages and still do just a different method of satisfaction) and the minutia of easy fun filled banter. This place, the chat, the beauty, the FORUM for fek's sake ... can be when handled well ... rollicking good fun; so to all of you models (yearns to keep saying 'moodle' (ha)) i wish you all well, all of ya.
So, a couple more days of me occasionally making ghostly appearance to trash a few, kiss a few, dis the entire planet of us, and then? (poof.permanence). As noted almost everywhere, if ya miss me? f'ing come and visit. That goes for you to Brad ... you are always welcome to read, mail, and reach out to me should you desire my commentary .. HA! (as.if)
Kisses and Licks to you my adversaries and pals. I will miss ya ... and always think of you wistfully.
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i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings
Not all of us
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Not all of us
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(meh)
okay you sorry sons of byatches ... here's the deal
i came back for one person alone
one
and when my still running countdown clock on the 35 USD i spent for this month's VIP explodes
i'm (gone) bitches. while i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings ... and while i giggle over how the BEST feature of this site ... its FORUM simply FAILs without me beating drums in here ... and poor fucking Dudley (i love his screaming on and on about the whisper .. and i feking agree with him about that) is left to carry on the concept of CREATIVITY all on his own ... i am only a VERY temporary presence here ...
as to Kertus (my friend) and SMASH (who the fuck knows what passes between the two of us eh?) i have shown them one of two ways to exit this hole. one is determination and an alternative to the fun this place offers ... that's my chosen way ... the other is to eat the 9mm. I had considered that, due to any of about 3000 reasons ... but like i said 1. one person 2. better options
now as to the better options ... it is not some other porn site ... as Chelsey Eden pointed out to me "Mandy what the fuck are you doing here?" My explanations of it fell short even to my rapidly attempting to rationalize mind. Once upon a time i had reasons ... but they, all but one of them, have fled; and the one remaining? hmmmm well, you have ALL heard me p1ss and moan and fraught with frustration and anxiety (groan), it is of course the one person. For me? This place has a sign posted above its dismal gate "Surrender All Hope Ye Who Enter" ... my hope, for all of you who remain, except the one, and YOU Kertus ... and YOU SMASH (for some fouking reason) has evaporated.
To you sweet models both male and female (sigh) I fully understand the needs involved here, I appreciate and share them, both the starvation factor, the new shoes factor, the hmmmm need to be on display (had that one for ages and still do just a different method of satisfaction) and the minutia of easy fun filled banter. This place, the chat, the beauty, the FORUM for fek's sake ... can be when handled well ... rollicking good fun; so to all of you models (yearns to keep saying 'moodle' (ha)) i wish you all well, all of ya.
So, a couple more days of me occasionally making ghostly appearance to trash a few, kiss a few, dis the entire planet of us, and then? (poof.permanence). As noted almost everywhere, if ya miss me? f'ing come and visit. That goes for you to Brad ... you are always welcome to read, mail, and reach out to me should you desire my commentary .. HA! (as.if)
Kisses and Licks to you my adversaries and pals. I will miss ya ... and always think of you wistfully.
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okay you sorry sons of byatches ... here's the deal
i came back for one person alone
one
and when my still running countdown clock on the 35 USD i spent for this month's VIP explodes
i'm (gone) bitches. while i find it amusing that all of you are continuously obsessed with my comings and goings ... and while i giggle over how the BEST feature of this site ... its FORUM simply FAILs without me beating drums in here ... and poor fucking Dudley (i love his screaming on and on about the whisper .. and i feking agree with him about that) is left to carry on the concept of CREATIVITY all on his own ... i am only a VERY temporary presence here ...
as to Kertus (my friend) and SMASH (who the fuck knows what passes between the two of us eh?) i have shown them one of two ways to exit this hole. one is determination and an alternative to the fun this place offers ... that's my chosen way ... the other is to eat the 9mm. I had considered that, due to any of about 3000 reasons ... but like i said 1. one person 2. better options
now as to the better options ... it is not some other porn site ... as Chelsey Eden pointed out to me "Mandy what the fuck are you doing here?" My explanations of it fell short even to my rapidly attempting to rationalize mind. Once upon a time i had reasons ... but they, all but one of them, have fled; and the one remaining? hmmmm well, you have ALL heard me p1ss and moan and fraught with frustration and anxiety (groan), it is of course the one person. For me? This place has a sign posted above its dismal gate "Surrender All Hope Ye Who Enter" ... my hope, for all of you who remain, except the one, and YOU Kertus ... and YOU SMASH (for some fouking reason) has evaporated.
To you sweet models both male and female (sigh) I fully understand the needs involved here, I appreciate and share them, both the starvation factor, the new shoes factor, the hmmmm need to be on display (had that one for ages and still do just a different method of satisfaction) and the minutia of easy fun filled banter. This place, the chat, the beauty, the FORUM for fek's sake ... can be when handled well ... rollicking good fun; so to all of you models (yearns to keep saying 'moodle' (ha)) i wish you all well, all of ya.
So, a couple more days of me occasionally making ghostly appearance to trash a few, kiss a few, dis the entire planet of us, and then? (poof.permanence). As noted almost everywhere, if ya miss me? f'ing come and visit. That goes for you to Brad ... you are always welcome to read, mail, and reach out to me should you desire my commentary .. HA! (as.if)
Kisses and Licks to you my adversaries and pals. I will miss ya ... and always think of you wistfully.
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she lies!
she visited my room today
and tipped and told me to do something not often done here...
"use only your fingers and imagine they're mine" (mas o menos) in a party!!!! c'mon that's not easy!! but that's you, challenging
sorry others. she made me leave the camera for a moment to another world.
amanda, if you do leave you will be missed but again, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?? (appreciate that you are)
the journey is our own, thank you for hints to direction, but ultimately, we must all walk it ourselves, and every path is different.
(LOVE.TO.YOU) Quote
she visited my room today
and tipped and told me to do something not often done here..."use only your fingers and imagine they're mine" (mas o menos) in a party!!!! c'mon that's not easy!! but that's you, challenging
sorry others. she made me leave the camera for a moment to another world.
amanda, if you do leave you will be missed but again, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE?? (appreciate that you are)
the journey is our own, thank you for hints to direction, but ultimately, we must all walk it ourselves, and every path is different.
(LOVE.TO.YOU) Quote
Created by:
amanda_fucking_palmer
2/19/12 @ 10:30pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
*(sigh)* ./` i repeat myself when i'm distressed .. i repeat myself when i'm distressed .. i repeat .. ./~ King Crimson "Discipline"
Chelsey darling friend read the above explanation for why i returned ... and why and when i will depart ... i am a tight bitch with money ... and i wasn't about to let the last of the credits i held, and the last days of the VIP payment ... go without a final toss in the hay. Thanks for the beauty of the last. (kiss) any questions? look me up on DA (if you haven't already *arched eyebrow*) ... i am almost always there posting my scribblings.
(hugs)Mein Herr Doktor der Geschichte und Philosophie Grumpnose have a little hope my friend ... you have traveled so far and still have far to go. *grabs Suggs by the crotch and drags him into the chilled air of the cadaver collection room for some body explorations* Quote
Chelsey darling friend read the above explanation for why i returned ... and why and when i will depart ... i am a tight bitch with money ... and i wasn't about to let the last of the credits i held, and the last days of the VIP payment ... go without a final toss in the hay. Thanks for the beauty of the last. (kiss) any questions? look me up on DA (if you haven't already *arched eyebrow*) ... i am almost always there posting my scribblings.
(hugs)Mein Herr Doktor der Geschichte und Philosophie Grumpnose have a little hope my friend ... you have traveled so far and still have far to go. *grabs Suggs by the crotch and drags him into the chilled air of the cadaver collection room for some body explorations* Quote
Created by:
lickau
2/19/12 @ 10:45pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285
*(sigh)* ./` i repeat myself when i'm distressed .. i repeat myself when i'm distressed .. i repeat .. ./~ King Crimson "Discipline"
Chelsey darling friend read the above explanation for why i returned ... and why and when i will depart ... i am a tight bitch with money ... and i wasn't about to let the last of the credits i held, and the last days of the VIP payment ... go without a final toss in the hay. Thanks for the beauty of the last. (kiss) any questions? look me up on DA (if you haven't already *arched eyebrow*) ... i am almost always there posting my scribblings.
(hugs)Mein Herr Doktor der Geschichte und Philosophie Grumpnose have a little hope my friend ... you have traveled so far and still have far to go. *grabs Suggs by the crotch and drags him into the chilled air of the cadaver collection room for some body explorations*
(((((( Amanda )))))) I know you come and go over the years .
You have a unique way in your words and humor . Come and go forever as you please .
I have seen your site and enjoy reading there too .
Pulls Amanda closely and stuffs cOOkies in ALL her pockets Quote
Chelsey darling friend read the above explanation for why i returned ... and why and when i will depart ... i am a tight bitch with money ... and i wasn't about to let the last of the credits i held, and the last days of the VIP payment ... go without a final toss in the hay. Thanks for the beauty of the last. (kiss) any questions? look me up on DA (if you haven't already *arched eyebrow*) ... i am almost always there posting my scribblings.
(hugs)Mein Herr Doktor der Geschichte und Philosophie Grumpnose have a little hope my friend ... you have traveled so far and still have far to go. *grabs Suggs by the crotch and drags him into the chilled air of the cadaver collection room for some body explorations*
(((((( Amanda )))))) I know you come and go over the years .
You have a unique way in your words and humor . Come and go forever as you please .
I have seen your site and enjoy reading there too .
Pulls Amanda closely and stuffs cOOkies in ALL her pockets Quote
Created by:
amanda_fucking_palmer
2/21/12 @ 10:14pm
(EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793
1hr 46 minutes *waves goodbye* (all)of(you)
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Created by:
dudley_do_ride
2/21/12 @ 10:21pm
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267
We can't tempt you with a contract for War and Peace and the Whisper?
The prospect of nothing but linear, polite conversation for days on end doesn't make you cringe?
No desire to pioneer more innovative features for the interface?
Ohhhhh the unrealized horizons! Ohhhhhhh the fences left unmended!
Stay gold poney girl, stay gold...
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kertus
2/21/12 @ 10:37pm
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Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880
kert stamps his feet!! nah nah nah nah!! .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... .................................................................... well OK stay in touch ...
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kertus
2/22/12 @ 12:46am
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Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880
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dr.mclovin
2/29/12 @ 11:02am
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Location: The mirror in the sky
Posts: 54
Dr.McLovin, i think u mite b the bravest man wat eva walked the forums!!
Dr.McLovin, i think u mite b the bravest man wat eva walked the forums!!
What can I say, I have a thing for women who aren't afraid to voice their opinion. Even if their opinion is complete nonsense. I joke, I joke... but I do enjoy reading her posts. Sometimes I think she is in desperate need of a hug. I would like to ask you Amanda_f'in_Palmer, what do you do when you need to unwind?
I like havin ya around Amanda, even if you hate my guts
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Dr.McLovin, i think u mite b the bravest man wat eva walked the forums!!
What can I say, I have a thing for women who aren't afraid to voice their opinion. Even if their opinion is complete nonsense. I joke, I joke... but I do enjoy reading her posts. Sometimes I think she is in desperate need of a hug. I would like to ask you Amanda_f'in_Palmer, what do you do when you need to unwind?
I like havin ya around Amanda, even if you hate my guts
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I'm proud if she's strong enough to give it up BUT I will always miss her and wonder where her life has gone from here.. I see only good things for my beautiful friend Mandy!
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she nuked herself
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redvixon
3/2/12 @ 11:56pm
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Location: Venus, not Uranus
Posts: 123
she nuked herself
lmao
HAH... doubt it CPRtrainer.... she is havin a life... and is good with it, I on the other hand wish her only the best, and she is sowing it...draggin it, dredging it and workin it... woot!!
kisses on all yer livin it up bits...
xo
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HAH... doubt it CPRtrainer.... she is havin a life... and is good with it, I on the other hand wish her only the best, and she is sowing it...draggin it, dredging it and workin it... woot!!
kisses on all yer livin it up bits...
xo
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