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Female Performer Chat: Kertus Smash let me show you how it is done
Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

2/12/12 @ 10:40am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Mashfan's sister---Amanda_Fucking_Palmer--was sighted earlier. However, word in the chat is she is planning another departure soon.

So, Kertus get your koala butt in the rooms she frequents and maybe you'll catch a glimpse of her.


This has been a flurtz4free announcement brought to you by paperpunch




nicely done (paper) but i thought i'd said "stab with the sissors and crush me wif ya rocks" *giggles and evaporates*
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/12/12 @ 3:17pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

AH YOU HAVE SEEN, WORTHLESS MAGGOTS, THAT THE PRESENCE HAS RETURNED BRIEFLY TO ENTICE YOU TO THE CIRCLE!!!

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO SERVE!

2 INVOCATIONS HAVE BEEN MADE.

FOUL GUTLESS BEASTS... DO ANY OF YOU HAVE THE STOMACH TO MAKE 4 MORE?

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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/12/12 @ 3:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880

WORTHLESS MAGGOTS? ... to whom doesth thou refer?? coz if it's me, gotta tell u i find it mildly amusing' ... an' it made me a tad itchy i must admit ...
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Created by: suggs

2/12/12 @ 3:37pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Maggots are FAR from worthless. Help give an entomological time line in my work, useful as bait for anglers.
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

2/12/12 @ 3:57pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

AH YOU HAVE SEEN, WORTHLESS MAGGOTS, THAT THE PRESENCE HAS RETURNED BRIEFLY TO ENTICE YOU TO THE CIRCLE!!!

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE TO SERVE!

2 INVOCATIONS HAVE BEEN MADE.

FOUL GUTLESS BEASTS... DO ANY OF YOU HAVE THE STOMACH TO MAKE 4 MORE?





*stands in front of empty mirror frame* "REDWAN REDWAN REDWAN" *spins a bit sur les orteils* "REDWAN REDWAN REDWAN"

lol Dudley ... see my current 'Location:' uuuhhhhhahahahhahaauuuhhhhhhuuuu (tm)
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

2/12/12 @ 3:58pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

WORTHLESS MAGGOTS? ... to whom doesth thou refer?? coz if it's me, gotta tell u i find it mildly amusing' ... an' it made me a tad itchy i must admit ...


*scratches your back lightly* (leans)into(you)
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/12/12 @ 4:15pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Maggots are FAR from worthless. Help give an entomological time line in my work, useful as bait for anglers.



LOL
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/12/12 @ 4:19pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

WORTHLESS MAGGOTS? ... to whom doesth thou refer?? coz if it's me, gotta tell u i find it mildly amusing' ... an' it made me a tad itchy i must admit ...



ITCHY MAGGOTS ARE THE BEST MAGGOTS!!!
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/12/12 @ 4:29pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880




ITCHY MAGGOTS ARE THE BEST MAGGOTS!!!



...how the fook does a maggot scratch itself?? or should every maggot have a back scratchin' maggot friend??
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Kertus
Created by: kertus

2/12/12 @ 4:31pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: The Planet Piiiing
Posts: 880



*scratches your back lightly* (leans)into(you)




...here's my maggot scratchin' mate ... god luv her!
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Created by: dan_in_florida

2/12/12 @ 7:54pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,501

Maggots are FAR from worthless. Help give an entomological time line in my work, useful as bait for anglers.



And scared a lot of kids by chasing Jon Pertwee on Doctor who, LOL :helpme
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Created by: suggs

2/13/12 @ 3:39am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768




And scared a lot of kids by chasing Jon Pertwee on Doctor who, LOL :helpme



Slightly before my time - I grew up with Tom Baker as the Dr
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Selkie
Created by: Selkie

2/17/12 @ 10:41am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Is she really gone?
DAMMITZ!
Now that was a HOT SEXY MIND
Loved reading her posts
She was one of the draws for me to perform here


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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

2/17/12 @ 10:58am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,267

Is she really gone?
DAMMITZ!
Now that was a HOT SEXY MIND
Loved reading her posts
She was one of the draws for me to perform here





She was summoned back by a ritual in the poetry thread. But for how long? For how long?



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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

2/17/12 @ 3:02pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

My wish came true...... My beautiful friend came to see me last night :angel
It made me a very happy girl!!!!!! She makes my room a better place!
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Created by: rheza111

2/17/12 @ 3:33pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431

the door to flirtland never locks when someone leaves...in fact i think it is not like the typical doors we use everyday...i believe it is more like a revolving door which allows those who claim they are leaving to easily turn around and enter once more. Welcome back Amanda...again....should i say my goodbyes again for when you decide to leave again...but then ill just have to welcome you back so...
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Tori Karsin
Created by: Tori Karsin

2/17/12 @ 3:44pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Hi rheza baby I was also looking forward to getting to see you last night........ But you were not around. I hope you will be able to stop by tonight I have missed your visits :bowdown
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Created by: suggs

2/17/12 @ 3:47pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

the door to flirtland never locks when someone leaves...in fact i think it is not like the typical doors we use everyday...i believe it is more like a revolving door which allows those who claim they are leaving to easily turn around and enter once more. Welcome back Amanda...again....should i say my goodbyes again for when you decide to leave again...but then ill just have to welcome you back so...



I always thought it was a set of old western saloon doors they use here.
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Created by: rheza111

2/17/12 @ 4:22pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: just to the left of center
Posts: 2,431




I always thought it was a set of old western saloon doors they use here.



thatll work too suggs, you get the idea...
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Created by: Sophie Foxx

2/18/12 @ 7:35am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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