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"........." Mr Bean

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Why do we have to wear these stupid ties?

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
-Alfred Kinsey

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
-Alfred Kinsey

I always thought the only unnatural sex act was not having any.

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8/7/12 @ 2:55pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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I always thought the only unnatural sex act was not having any.

is it? :P

xo
SL

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8/10/12 @ 12:40am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Hera: You always carry Kryptonite on you? You are one scary dude.

Batman: Just call it... insurance...

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8/10/12 @ 4:58am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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Numbers are intellectual witnesses that belong only to mankind.�

By Aristotle Quotes

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8/11/12 @ 7:21pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
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I don't know why she doesn't call. I mean, I licked her five times the other night!

Me, with a friend, on the city bus; today.

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Created by: Christy Peach

8/12/12 @ 11:57am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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"wanna come over to my place? I'll cook you up some mean ass beef ass sandwiches..."

A slurring, wasted dude we sort of know; my roommates van; 3:08am... (we turned him down)

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8/12/12 @ 4:36pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Dude your wife is hot!Hell,I got my wife with a pair of flip flops and some dildos

Drunk guy at a pool party last night that was so loud, the whole neighborhood could hear him(sigh)....marriage.

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Dude your wife is hot!Hell,I got my wife with a pair of flip flops and some dildos

Drunk guy at a pool party last night that was so loud, the whole neighborhood could hear him(sigh)....marriage.

LOL ah the enticements men buy for themselves and wrap for wives "For you my love so that when i cannot get it up you have a stranger ... think of me when you change the batteries. MWAH!"

Lip Service, (fellow)lesbian on a bus talking to a friend about her room mate (also gay) fucking a guy instead of a girl "... and I said to her "Just don't turn into a HasBian Frankie.""

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8/12/12 @ 7:06pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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LOL ah the enticements men buy for themselves and wrap for wives "For you my love so that when i cannot get it up you have a stranger ... think of me when you change the batteries. MWAH!"

Lip Service, (fellow)lesbian on a bus talking to a friend about her room mate (also gay) fucking a guy instead of a girl "... and I said to her "Just don't turn into a HasBian Frankie.""

Haha....I'm stealing that.

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8/13/12 @ 2:46am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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Haha....I'm stealing that.

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Strung Out - Razor Blade - http://youtu.be/bZBektJdghI

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'And so they've killed our Ferdinand,' said the charwoman to Mr �vejk, who had left military service years before, after having been finally certified by an army medical board as an imbecile, and now lived by selling dogs � ugly, mongrel monstrosities whose pedigrees he forged.
Apart from this occupation he suffered from rheumatism and was at this very moment rubbing his knees with Elliman's embrocation.
'Which Ferdinand, Mrs M�ller?' he asked, going on with the massaging. 'I know two Ferdinands. One is a messenger at Prů�a's, the chemist's, and once by mistake he drank a bottle of hair oil there. And the other is Ferdinand Koko�ka who collects dog manure. Neither of them is any loss.'
'Oh no, sir, it's his Imperial highness, the Archduke Ferdinand, from Konopi�tě, the fat churchy one.

- gss :bowdown

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*jotting list

cookie mix
heavy creame
french roast Starbucks(tm) ground double pack
random veggies
laundry detergent
sunblock 750factor
black thigh highs (remember to shred partially ... she'll like that)

*pauses*

Ellimans Embrocation (never know the winter's coming closer again)

#endlist

"I am a writer who happens to love women. I am not a lesbian who happens to write."

Jeanette Winterson

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8/17/12 @ 1:40am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

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To be sincere still requires sin..........

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Nobody puts baby in the corner.

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To be sincere still requires sin..........

Rule Number One Amanda Gots the Monkeys

"They goddamned don't understand that ... and they goddamned don't understand me. But that's okay ... cause people understands monkeys."

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Rule Number One Amanda Gots the Monkeys

"They goddamned don't understand that ... and they goddamned don't understand me. But that's okay ... cause people understands monkeys."

LMAO....indeed,MONKEYS!

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