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Female Performer Chat: Random Quote(s) of the Day
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

7/28/12 @ 3:02am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,268




You'd remember this if you ever heard it at the start of a private show:

"This private is dedicated to Penn and Teller"
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Created by: co_do_certa

7/29/12 @ 11:05pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Do what thou wilt, shall be the whole of the law.
Posts: 237

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

William Shakespeare, The Tempest
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

7/29/12 @ 11:26pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

William Shakespeare, The Tempest



oh god i love the tempest
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/1/12 @ 4:09pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

THINGS THAT SHOUT AT MY EYES

The characters that survive and hold us in thrall are those with few or no morals at all.

"Promises like lies can be bought so very cheap." Oingo Boingo

The patterns of actions set plot lines that poetry cannot escape.

Exercise not made as a preparation for combat is vanity itself.

Bodies require decoration or humor is their worth.

"They won't do it, I won't, the Sun and the Moon won't and God certainly won't; that leaves you, you'll have to do it". Todd Rundgren



A brightly lit bar or dance club is just a QuikMart with Musak.

Active participation in political causes is just another attempt to join a rock band for sex.

Bad sex is good sex for a noble reason, and pays the same.



Stay on the edges of crowds and calculate escape points at all times, you may be a follower but you will survive.

Human flesh tastes better than pork because revenge is sweet.



I prefer to dance and fuck with the right background music and the boleros all suck.

- as noted citations or mine -
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Created by: suggs

8/1/12 @ 4:27pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Ehhh What's up Doc -- Mr B. Bunny
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Created by: suggs

8/1/12 @ 4:27pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Ehhh What's up Doc -- Mr B. Bunny
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Eva Darkness
Created by: Eva Darkness

8/1/12 @ 6:49pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

"...for most men are unaware that what is in the power of magicians to accomplish,that the heart can also accomplish by dint of love and bravery."

Joseph Bedier,The Romance of Tristan and Iseult
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Eva Darkness
Created by: Eva Darkness

8/1/12 @ 6:56pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.....Johnny Rotten
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Eva Darkness
Created by: Eva Darkness

8/5/12 @ 12:34am (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Love is a fire.But weather it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house ,you can never tell......Joan Crawford
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/5/12 @ 9:14am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,268



I love optimists. They brighten up my day. - Satan
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/5/12 @ 9:20am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793


dudley_do_ride

I love optimists. They brighten up my day. - Satan


You'll find that empty vessels make the most sound.....Johnny Rotten

Thank you Eva for setting this up so perfectly
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/5/12 @ 12:28pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,268



empty vessels blah blah blah ..... Johnny Noooooooooobody




Empty vessels are what a pirate admiral needs to carry off sinking galleon treasure! I'd ditch the crew if they weren't union! Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

- pirate truism

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Eva Darkness
Created by: Eva Darkness

8/5/12 @ 2:13pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00

Forgive me, but I'm a bit hazy from my B-Day festivities and haven't had my morning coffee.....So Johnny Rotten is Satan's Pirate?WTF is going on here?
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/5/12 @ 3:45pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793

Forgive me, but I'm a bit hazy from my B-Day festivities and haven't had my morning coffee.....So Johnny Rotten is Satan's Pirate?WTF is going on here?


what we are witness to is Dudley's proclivity for inventing quotations from his imaginary cast of friends. *unfurls the latest in the lengthening list of "Dudley for Attendant Disappointment" Banners*

"Stupidity With Butt Pirate Zest!!!"

Happy Birthday my friend! (mwah)
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Created by: amanda_fucking_palmer

8/5/12 @ 4:05pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
Posts: 1,793




Empty vessels are what a pirate admiral needs to carry off sinking galleon treasure! I'd ditch the crew if they weren't union! Arrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

- pirate truism




Searching for what she can't find
For her own peace of mind

She can't forgive, nor forget the past
These ineffable feelings and hurt that last evermore

Bewail the truth, the face of fate, and conquer all the past

Don't enthrall yourself, let the penance begin
You've got to open your heart
to see the confinement

Bewail the truth, the face of fate, and conquer all the past (2x)

It seems so futile, forgiveness , your freedom
the present state of veniality

Bewail the truth, the face of fate, and conquer all the past (3x)
Search for the light , and then you'll find
your own peace of mind



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Created by: suggs

8/5/12 @ 5:27pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Bolts launch out of the blocks was as nimble as a wardrobe. BBC news reporter.
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justsittinghere
Created by: justsittinghere

8/5/12 @ 9:46pm (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Posts: 27

"Why don't you run outside and play hide and go fuck yourself."

Monty Python....I think
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grumpnose
Created by: grumpnose

8/6/12 @ 12:47am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: where prince charming ruined all the fun
Posts: 691

"Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled" Harlan Ellison
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/6/12 @ 1:24am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,268

Forgive me, but I'm a bit hazy from my B-Day festivities and haven't had my morning coffee.....So Johnny Rotten is Satan's Pirate?WTF is going on here?



lol I can only prescribe two jiggers of rum and then call Amanda as early in the morning as you like. :winkwink
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dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

8/6/12 @ 1:28am (EST) |UTC - 5:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,268


Bro: And so you gave him all your money?

Sing: Yes. I was saving to be a doctor or lawyer. But this was for world peace!

- Kung Fu Hustle


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