Many believe assholes Are burial places...
"Dressed in the lion's skin, the ass spread terror far and wide."
Jean de La Fontaine
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*pulls you aside and licks tartar sauce from your lips*
*blushes as you realize... that's not tarter sauce*
"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"
Albert Einstein
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7/20/12 @ 4:28am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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"Ug you idiot! Take your cock out of that orange! Yeah. Go on. Twist it like that. I don't care you dork... I... whoooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Don't let it spread to the ... oooooh man! Al, drag Ug over there and see if you can get the thatch to ... yeah!! Oh man. Yeah! That soooo rocks!!!!"
- Play by play during man's taming of fire
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7/20/12 @ 1:48pm
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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unconfirmed rumours Google Translator
in hysterics Quote
Be yourself one day a week... try to restore a good reputation the other six ;) Quote
Marilyn Monroe Quote
7/21/12 @ 4:57pm
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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Marilyn Monroe
"The best lover is not a male."
- Amanda Graham -
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7/23/12 @ 2:23pm
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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bahahahahaha! Quote
"The best lover is not a male."
- Amanda Graham -
He he he...... Freud has asked, 'what does a woman want'.....Ms. Graham just answered it! Quote
7/25/12 @ 12:56am
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Location: hain't Pochipsie son
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'e was a good soul...
Every 3rd Monday 'e'd send the poor blighters in the trenches a cage of lemmings...
Did wonders for their morales, it did.
- C Forsythe remembers the Big One
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7/25/12 @ 2:23pm
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- Suggs (when asked in a 2009 interview about his father)...
any relation to our Suggs? Quote
7/25/12 @ 9:06pm
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Location: yeah baby ... i'm faking it again
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*is a huge fan of being mad* Quote
"This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."
- Polonius to his son, in Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 3 (William Shakespeare) Quote